Bog Monster Beard Oil

Bog Monster pulls you headfirst into the primeval heart of a sunless bayou.

It opens sharp and raw with the pungent bite of crushed tomato vines, bitter green stems, and snaps of herbaceous sap that smell like freshly torn wild growth.

As the brisk ozone and misty river vapors settle, the scent plunges deep into pure, unapologetic filth. Heavy layers of nutrient-rich black dirt, decaying soil, and saturated peat humus create an unmistakable bed of thick, damp earth.

Lingering beneath is the dark weight of waterlogged moss, brackish mineral pools, and murky cypress woods soaking in ancient muck.

Gritty, verdant, and intensely earthy, this is the authentic, unpolished aroma of a creature born entirely from the mud and the swamp. This is VERY earthy. The dirt note comes through pretty prominently.

Scent Profile: Earthy, Green, Aquatic, Dirty

Note Breakdown:

Top: Crushed Tomato Leaves, Bitter Green Vines, Fresh Garden Stems, Tart Herbal Sap

Mid: Fresh Air Ozone, Damp Aquatic Mist, Mineral Bromine Water, Waterlogged Moss

Base: Rich Black Dirt, Decaying Soil, Peat Humus, Wild Cypress Needles, Murky Forest Woods

Each glass bottle contains 1 oz. of handcrafted, made to order, premium beard oil.

Ingredients:

Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Daikon Radish Seed Oil, Macadamia Nut Oil, Chia Seed Oil, Ostrich Oil, Emu Oil, Jamaican Black Castor Oil, Lanolin Oil, Sea Buckthorn Fruit Oil, Vitamin E Oil